- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to see you're self in a mirror

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

Pointless Super Powers