The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to hear in the dark.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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lol

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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mint berry crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!