The power to eat your own head.

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the power to die

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to see oxygen.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!