The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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75% levitation

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power of bad luck

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the ability to die on command

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!