- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power of having two left hands.

The power.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The ability to be in fashion.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

Pointless Super Powers