- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To change your eye colour when ever you want

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to talk without a tongue

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

the power to get extra homework

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to be french.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

Pointless Super Powers