- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to run in slow motion

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

mint berry crunch

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to animate condiments

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to fly in tornadoes

Pointless Super Powers