the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to be french.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to be blind

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!