the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The ability to go forward in time at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to obey gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the power to read this sentence

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the power to half transform to something.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power of attracting fired bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!