The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to breathe

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to not have any powers

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!