The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!