The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to see the past.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to fart rainbows

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the ability to talk to humans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!