- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Everything Hawkeye does

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

Being able to fly.... in the water.

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

Pointless Super Powers