- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to read your own mind

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

Pointless Super Powers