The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!