The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to be a woman

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!