- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of love

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to sweat poop.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to freeze ice

The power to see through windows

The power to speak in only anime openings

Liam Brudenell

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to glow... in the dark...

Pointless Super Powers