- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to have any power on this site.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to smell colors

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the power to read this sentence

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

Pointless Super Powers