The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power of hindsight

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to fart in colour

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!