The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!