- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create a pointless superpower

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the power to read this sentence

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

Power to instantly turn drunk

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to release the bogus

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

the power to transform into Kanye West

Pointless Super Powers