The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

power to breath fire but only through your nose

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to stop existing.

The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

the power to do one push-up

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to have a V8

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!