The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to wish you had a power

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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75% levitation

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the power to turn retarted

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!