the power to be powerless

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to not see anything

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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to poop a penny every year

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to have an ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!