Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to catch em' all

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!