- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power think five times slower.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the power to die

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

Pointless Super Powers