The power to never be old but died at young age

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cry acid tears

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to buy free things.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to catch em' all

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!