the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Acid tears.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!