the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to eat socks

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to have any power on this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!