The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power of words

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to fly but only in your room

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!