The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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75% levitation

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power of bad luck

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to make money disappear.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!