The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to dream about being asleep.

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

You can read the minds of rocks.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to breathe

75% levitation

The power to pee any color

The power to do your homework.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!