The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to not see anything

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to count to infinity.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The power to stop existing.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to swallow instead of spit

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!