The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to go on this website

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to fart rainbows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!