The power to have no power.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!