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The power to lose all your limbs
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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th
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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.
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the ability to levitate
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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder
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The power to fall asleep each time you
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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.
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The power to never finish your sentences because
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The power to have no power
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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...
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The power to touch your toes
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The power to create a pointless superpower
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The ability to live forever but age quicker.
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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..
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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!
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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.
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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing
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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.
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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.
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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..
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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.
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The ability to not come back to life when you die.
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to randomly self destruct at any time
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The power to laugh in Japanese.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!