The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to have a super power,

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!