The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to kill yourself.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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power to age faster

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power... to move you.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!