the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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make youself dumb

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!