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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater
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75% levitation
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The power of bad luck
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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.
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The power to shit without squinting.
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The power to rotten food.
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The power to see the past.
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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).
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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"
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The power to quote memes randomly
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the power to turn into a piece of paper
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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.
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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing
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The power to be an idiot.
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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.
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The power to Rage Against The Machine
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The power to make it impossible to have powers
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To change your eye colour when ever you want
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being black
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power to transform into a dick with legs
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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.
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the power to time travel to the present
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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP
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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!