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Power to sleep without eyelids
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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos
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The power to lick your own balls!!!
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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.
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The power to know you don't have a superpower
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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.
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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire
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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese
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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.
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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done
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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.
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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room
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The power to cook pop tarts really fast
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The power to die at will
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the power to see everyone as a tree
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The power to die from darting too hard
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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)
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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will
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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.
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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.
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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors
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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.
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the power to pee while brushing your teeth
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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!