- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

the power to make glass clear

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power of love

Pointless Super Powers