- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The Power to bite your own ear.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to like any show

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to become famous on vine

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to fly, but only downwards

The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

Pointless Super Powers