The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to create a meme

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lol

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to turn into a tree.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to have no power.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!