The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to not have any powers

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to drink and drive without being caught

the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to shoot glue from your penis

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to fly but only in your room

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to fart 5 times bigger

the power to enter a coma.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

the power to see through windows.;.

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!