The power of bad luck

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to see the past.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!