- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The ability to police irony

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

Power to sleep without eyelids

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

Pointless Super Powers