The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!