- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the power to become translucent

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to touch your toes

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

The power to fall asleep each time you

Pointless Super Powers