The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to speak using their mouth

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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lol

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to die

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to be powerless

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!