Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to die at will

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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make youself dumb

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!