The power of having two left hands.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!