DIY LOL
Japan is Weird
Parent Failure
What The Face
ethugtxt
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
279
280
281
282
283
284
285
286
287
…
Next ›
Last »
The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
The power to become famous on vine
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
The power to give yourself Kidney stones.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
The power to jump 1 inch higher.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
The power to see other peoples dreams.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-58
the power to smell like ham
thumb_up
thumb_down
-58
The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-60
Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-60
The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-66
The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute
thumb_up
thumb_down
-68
The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-68
To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu
thumb_up
thumb_down
-70
power to breath fire but only through your nose
thumb_up
thumb_down
-70
the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo
thumb_up
thumb_down
-70
the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough
thumb_up
thumb_down
+25
the power to have a pointless superpower
thumb_up
thumb_down
+23
The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+9
« First
‹ Prev
…
279
280
281
282
283
284
285
286
287
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!