The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to become famous on vine

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!