The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the ability to type slower.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power of hindsight

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!