The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!