- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to control paprika with your mind

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

Pointless Super Powers