The power to think of food

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to get fat in America

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!