The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!