The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to think of food

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The power to eat your own head.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!