The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to obey gravity

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!