The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

the power to die

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to eat socks

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to digest corn.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to absolutely nothing

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!