The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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cry acid tears

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power of bad luck

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power of hindsight

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!