The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to waste money

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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75% levitation

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!