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The power to fly inside of airplanes
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lol
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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly
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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.
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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.
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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.
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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person
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make youself dumb
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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.
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The power to not get shit d*ck
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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.
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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!
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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor
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The power of the most useless power and have that power.
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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.
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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.
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The power to swallow instead of spit
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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.
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The power to see in black and white at will.
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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.
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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.
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The power to create a pointless superpower
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the power to turn retarted
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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!