The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!