the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to die

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of christ ;)

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!