The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

the power to be good at something your already good at.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

The power to ejaculate needles.

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

The power to see other peoples dreams.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

The power of compulsive lying.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

the power to have a pointless superpower

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!