The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

make youself dumb

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to like any show

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!