- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to be attracted by bullets

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to become translucent

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to imagine a new colour

Invisible handwriting.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

The power to have no power

the power to find children extremely attractive

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

Pointless Super Powers