to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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make youself dumb

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power to die

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Feeling people's depression.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!