- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to rotten food.

The power to smell any point in time

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The ability to die instantly

The power to make money disappear.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

Pointless Super Powers