The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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make youself dumb

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!