The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to fly when in something flying

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to breathe

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!