The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to fly but only in your room

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the power to control nothing

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!