- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to die instantly

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to be an idiot.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to make remotes invisible

being black

The ability to pee while standing up for men

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

Pointless Super Powers