The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!