The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The capability to draw penises very well

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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being black

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power think five times slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!