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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"
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The power to crap without pissing.
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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.
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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress
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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around
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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.
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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.
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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco
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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.
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the power to be in AA.
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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.
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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.
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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.
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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room
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The power to die and not come back to life.
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The power of being negative all the time.
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The ability to laugh one's ass off.
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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket
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the power to smell like ham
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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes
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The power to be a GOD with your imagination
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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.
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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.
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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!