The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to smell colors

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the ability to glow in the light.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to get extra homework

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!