the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to like any show

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!