Feeling people's depression.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to control nothing

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to not care.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!