The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to see the past.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!