The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to die at will.

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The power to like any show

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!