The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!