The power to have no power.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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75% levitation

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to see the past.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!