Being only half invisible.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!