The power to eat your own head.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to not see anything

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!