The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Feeling people's depression.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!