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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.
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The power to jerk off with no hands.
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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him
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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.
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the power to turn retarted
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The power to create a pointless superpower
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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....
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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.
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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.
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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.
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The power to vomit every time you burp.
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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun
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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.
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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.
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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.
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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over
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power to transform into a dick with legs
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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will
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Feeling people's depression.
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cry acid tears
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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full
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the power to be powerless
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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life
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the power to disinfect wigs.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!