the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!