The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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the power to smell like ham

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to waste money

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!