The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power think five times slower.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!