- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to ignore useful information

the power to kill yourself

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to die

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

Pointless Super Powers