The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to like any show

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to create powers

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to fart mace

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!