- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to die at will.

open up pickles glass

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

the power to catch em' all

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The ability to pass out at will.

Pointless Super Powers