The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to obey gravity

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!