The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!