The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to be in fashion.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!