the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to misspell

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to wish you had a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!