The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to look TV

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power think five times slower.

The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to get laid by your right hand.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!