the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!