The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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make youself dumb

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to become powerless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!