- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The Power to Fail in Failing

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

Pointless Super Powers