The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!