to make your bowel work backwards

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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power to age faster

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power... to move you.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!