The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the ability to type slower.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!