to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!