- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The ability to police irony

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

Acid tears.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The ability to pass out at will.

Pointless Super Powers