Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!