The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!