- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to be powerless

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to ignore useful information

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to not see anything

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

Pointless Super Powers