- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to be attracted by bullets

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

Pointless Super Powers