the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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Aweonao

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!